Not Your Average Jane

A list I compiled due to insomnia... Pretty much a compilation of all the sorts of guys I know/have dated/am friends with/in general just observed....

The Musician/Rock Star – who doesn’t like a guy that can play an instrument and can sing to you too? He may even write a song for you…
The Metrosexual – takes longer than you to get ready and uses far more products than you ever dream of using in one sitting
The Cowboy- Wrangler Butts… Need I say more?
The Fireman/Marine/Cop/any guy in uniform really – it’s the hero thing
Peter Pan-refuses to grow up, can also overlap with the Slacker type
Player/wannabe Player/Pimp- self explanatory I think
Bad Boy (also can overlap with musician/rock star) – thinks he’s all that, usually rides a Harley, sports tats and brags about being in fights, screwing girls and how much he can drink.
The Hippy – doesn’t believe in bathing or personal hygiene, usually drives an older beat up car, wears flip flops and most of the time has long hair
The Business Man – can also be called the Entrepreneur, has big plans for the future and is always looking at how to make his first million
The Sales Man – slick dude with a line for everything
Punk Rock Prince- can also be confused with Emo Guy but lives for the music
Emo Guy – wears all black, listens to bands like the Cure, usually wears makeup and has tats
Extreme Sports Guys – will do anything for a rush and absolutely LIVE for the next adrenaline rush
Drama King – LIVES for drama and will do anything he can to stir shit up
The Fighter – will fight over anything and everything
The Sports Nut/Athlete – LIVES for the season of his favorite sport and will schedule his life around games.
The Druggie/Pothead- May smoke pot, pop pills or even in a few rare (thank goodness ) cases shoot up. Is also usually a slacker type, can also be a musician…
The Artsy/Creative type – this one will get you every time… Musicians can also fit in this catergory.
The Man Whore – sex is like a game to him and the more he has the better he feels about himself.
The Guy that’s Gay and In The Closet – goes a step beyond metrosexual but is either in denial of his gayness or doesn’t want anyone to know his true sexual preferences.
The Slacker – usually lives at home with his parents, has a minimum wage job – if he has one at all, lives to play video games, drink beer and eat pizza
The Animal Lover – you can love an animal just don’t LOVE an animal…
The Drunk/Alkie – always needs a D.D., can rarely handle their liquor well
The Pyro – about 90 percent of firemen can fit in here
The Actor – is usually killing time being a waiter or in college waiting for his ‘big break’.
The Guy with Low Self Esteem – his aw shucks attitude will either draw you in or annoy you sometimes both.
Mama’s Boy – just can’t cut the apron strings
The Director – always telling you what to do
The Gamer – does nothing but play games…. Whether they be video, role playing, or board…
The Pretty Boy – can also be a Metrosexual but sometimes is just naturally just plain beautiful

posted by Ali @ 6:50 AM