Excuses, excuses I know... But there it is.
Lets see a summary of all that missing time...
I've become a rockstar... Been into the same guy for over a month and have yet to make a move on him... Worked, slept, gone to the Park a few concerts, had a bad date, been on a roadtrip, considered moving to Austin, and declared myself on hiatus from some stuff that wasn't healthy.
Thats the Cliffnotes version.
and just because you can never post this enough...
Do's and Don'ts of Dating/Hitting on Me..
Don't – treat me like a last resort
Do – be affectionate
Don't – ask if I'm a man or woman
Don't – ask if I'm gay
Do – be polite
Don't – be afraid to ask for my number, I'm not stingy with it
Do – Have a good sense of humor
Don't – tell me I'm a loser for having plans in advance
Do – flirt with me
Don't – stare at my chest too much
Do – use cheesy pick up lines, if nothing else they'll make me giggle
Don't – have a girlfriend giving me the evil eye from across the room
Do – Be original
Don't – be a complainer
Do – look as though you care for yourself (good hygiene/ healthy looking)
Don't – be drunk and slobbering all over me
Do – make eye contact
Don't – offer to buy me a drink then whine when I order something non
alcoholic or God forbid a 'girly' drink
Do – be a gentleman
Don't – try to flirt with my girlfriends at the same time
Do – tell me about yourself
Don't – forget to ask about me
Do – be intelligent
Don't – kick puppies
Do – be a good kisser
Don't – make racist/homophobic/chauvinistic/sexist remarks
Don't – be unemployed or live with your mom, wife, sister, girlfriend, or sugar
momma
Do – be understanding… I had a life and friends before you, and we may have made plans already for whatever day you want to hang out.
Don't – bitch about the fact I don't do casual sex
Do – like dogs, baseball and/or music
Don't – be a pessimist
Do – be open to other opinions and options
Don't – hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't – confuse me with someone else
Don't – ask if I remember you
Don't – touch my chest area til you have express written consent
Do – have your own life
Don't – be clingy
Do – compliment me
In other news after dinner with my moms last night I've started looking back into getting certified to teach. I'm not in a job I can see myself in forever, and thats what I'd like to find. As good as the perks are, a job that I love is what a really need. I've got a transcript coming in from my old college and an appointment with a local college admissions counselor to talk about some stuff and see if its a possibliity to take some classes to bring my GPA up, pass the the TASP, and get into an alternative certification program.... Thats not too much to ask or anything is it?
Plus this from my myspace....Someone mentioned to me that we (the hottie and I) may be opposites but I don't remember who it was or else I could tell them this... I know I seem like I go out a lot and thats my lifestyle and all and he's all homebody... But the truth is, if I had someone at home (aside from the dog), my own special someone... I probably wouldn't go out as much. Why go out looking for someone when you've got someone at home?And that is probably the only time I'll ever use logic. For anything.Heck as it is I'm cutting back on my going out as of this next weekend. So far I'm going out like 2 this week... Tuesday and tomorrow. Theres something going on Saturday but I don't know how I'll feel about going on then too... But I'm not going to the next couple of Tavern Tuesdays or really any HC event. Theres just been some stuff thats made me want to take a hiatus from going to get togethers...
Thats really all thats been going on....
Laters.
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