Not Your Average Jane

Not exactly the post I promised but its a fun one...

I have this desk day by day calendar called Wild Words from Wild Women and there's just a few days that I've kept because they're just that classic.... :0) And one or two of them, remind me a bit of myself....

"My biggest problem with dating is that I have no game... Some women can just bat their eyes and men coming running. The men just keep coming up one after another. Its like they have some sort of magical man-filled Pez dispenser." - Lori Giarnelia, comedian

"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly...." - Gypsy Rose Lee

"I'm as pure as the driven slush." - Tallulah Bankhead

"I'm not good at being alone. Especially at the end of the day when my finances are in a mess, my car is falling apart, and I can't find my shoe. Thats when I need a big strong guy to hold me close so I can look deep into his eyes and blame him." - Simone Alexander

"You know more about a guy in one night in bed than you do in months of conversation. In the sack, they can't cheat." - Edith Piaf

Just a few wise words from some very.... interesting ladies... lol....

Laters.

posted by Ali @ 5:36 PM