Not Your Average Jane

What has to be the lamest pick up line EVER… “My buddies and I have a bet… Is that shirt yellow?” Its especially moronic when I’m wearing a pink shirt… Yeah, I can respect the guts it takes to approach a chick at a bar, but please, guys, DON’T ever start off sounding like an idiot… Just say hello, maybe introduce yourself… If I’m digging ya, I’ll let you know. Though I do have a tendency to be curious about people, so it may seem like I’m interested when I’m not… If I try to touch you, hug you, whatever sort of bodily contact I can try, you know I’m digging ya… I did have to get some help shaking the idiot from Arkansas (yeah I graduated from a college there just to be hit on a guy from there at a bar in Houston of all places) from my wing-woman… (thanks, Chelle :0) ) And the idiot from Arkansas also kept me from hitting on hot boys at the bar… Damn cockblocker… lmao…. And one was one of his friends… HOTTIE MCHOTTERSON!!! :0)
Yeah did I mention I went out with Richelle last night yet? Yeah we met up at the Palace (turns out they close at 10 on Mondays) and had a few beers. This is where the idiot tries to work his ‘magic’ on me… I keep glancing over at his hot friend, willing him to come over, he finally did… He looked so much like Matt (wade’s friend Matt) from last summer…. I couldn’t stop thinking of the ways I’d like to hurt him… His idiot friend kept me from my evil machinations. Damn him.
And then on the way out, another hottie and his friend started talking to us… Turns out one of em was a Jason who was in the Air Force… Yeah that was… Wow. So we were talking to them about going to the Tavern and we went to the Tavern and they said they were going later (they never showed that we know of). Dood this place is right down the street from me and I’ve never been… My God, what I’ve been missing!!!! Tables of poker, lots of TVs on with lots of different choices, open til 2 am, a kitchen open till they close and most importantly it’s a ‘target rich environment’… Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…. :0) So yeah idiot and friends show up and idiot won’t leave us alone till Chelle gives me a hand and he disappears. I just can’t be mean to people…. Its just not in me… So I got home about midnight and crashed.
Today I worked. Yesterday I worked…. Tomorrow I work… Whoo hoo… Thursday and Friday, I work…. Shocking I know… Least they give me the weekend off…. Hehehe… So Thursday night I’m going to the Palace for Josh Ward from 7-9 and meeting Chelle there. Then we’re going over the Firehouse for Ryan Turner (and I’m hoping that hot cowboy from last weekend shows up, but who knows if he will or not). Then Saturday I’m going out to Katy to meet Chelle and carpool with her and Derick to New Braunfels for Greenfest. We’re going to go into Gruene and hit up Lonestarmusic and stock up on new CDs… And Saturday night we’re staying at Lisey’s… I’ve already been informed that I’ll probably be a DD, I don’t care I’m used to it…..
So today is Valentines… the hot young architect with a girlfriend in Louisana has been out sick all week… Poor thing… Mom gave me a huge Godiva chocolate heart and a gift card for Starbucks… :0) I was supposed to watch a movie and eat with B, but that kinda fell through since he got pissed about the fact I wanted to watch Gilmore Girls… Whatever, he’ll get over it… So I went to the grocery store instead and watched Gilmore Girls… Whoo hoo. Its not even 9 and I’m already in PJs… I heart me. :0)
Mom tried to start drama with me last night… First about money… Actually mainly about money… I get paid tomorrow and I mention buying a few new CDs at LSM and she freaks… Geez, I don’t think 2 or 3 new CDs will break me, when I haven’t had a new one since like Christmas… Well except the Color Purple soundtrack I got like 2 weeks ago, but that was more of a reward for getting a job finally… Anyway so she then starts in on how often I go out, even during the week…. And shes back on money… How much is cover, what about drinks, I hope you’re not going broke going out so much… Geez… I told her, most weekdays there is NO cover and I only drink one beer or Smirnoff ice and then switch to water or sprite… That seemed to help a bit… She also went off on me for admitting I played on the internet at work… Geez…. I don’t do anything like download anything, look at porn or blog, the biggies that I hear people get fired for… That didn’t seem to help any… Ah well… She went off on me a few other times but those were the biggies… I wish her menopause was over already and I had already moved out…. Ugh…
Alright I think I’m going to go watch Seabiscuit to end my noneventful Valentines Day. It hasn’t been the worst ever but then I’ve barely even thought about the significance of the day past the pink/red theme and candy stuff… I don’t mind being single, in the last few weeks I’ve really enjoyed the hell out of it… Last night being a night in a series of nights of Chelle and my’s nights of going out and having a ball and somehow attracting men like flies… Or something… lol… Yeah anyway on to Seabiscuit… Laters.

posted by Ali @ 9:06 PM