Friday, November 18, 2005

So I DIDN'T kill off Jeff Gordon....
I think I’m becoming a NASCAR fan…. Shocking… And its not just for the hot boys either… (though there are quite a few) but when the guy says gentlemen start your engines and the motors rev as they start…. That particular sound is why I watch I think… And the speed factor…. Going over a 100 for me is just awe inspiring… I’ve hit 100 once and it scared the crap out of me… But I loved it… That’s what I’m thinking makes the drivers want to go back and do it again and again… Challenging yourself to do something that scares ya a lil but gives you the greatest thrill ever… But that just might be me… And if I do become a full fledged NASCAR – head (is that what they’re called? I have no idea…) I definitely won’t be one of those crazy redneck beer drinking hill billy that doesn’t bathe and has a beer gut… Sorry, that’s just the way I grew up thinking of NASCAR…. Now something like the NHRA…. That I’ve been a fan of for a while…. So it was probably just a matter of time till I got here…
Right now I’m at the point I could probably pass a NASCAR driver in the street and not recognize em… Except Jr… (who will be my official driver should I come out of the closet as a NASCAR fan…) And maybe Jamie McMurry… And Jeff Gordon of course… Perhaps Tony Stewart….
Speaking of Jeff… I didn’t kill him off like I thought I might… I didn’t touch the story again after I blogged or today…. Quite shocking really… But when I do, I’m not going to kill him… That just wouldn’t be nice… And Lord knows I’m a nice person… I’m just going to injure him horribly…. That’s just sooo much better…. :0) Note to everyone, don’t ever annoy me, I’ll take poetic justice to a new extreme…. Or as I heard someone say once (really accurate aren’t I?) you will live forever in writing… Some people I like do it to too… But usually in a very nice way…. But those I don’t… Yeah… Sorry, bucko, your ass is grass and I’m a lawnmower…Back to Jr though for a sec… Funny thing I realized today… I’m doing a bit more research than is needed but I’m enjoying it so its all good… Better too much than too little (another thing that irritated the crap out of me in those fan fics I was reading on the web)… But the funny thing is… (I know its not realistic in the least but we’re talking about my fantasy here dammit…) if I ever did date (or one day marry him) I’d probably kill him or vice versa… Not for being away from home so much and never seeing him, heck the more you’re away the better in my relationships… I’m like the anti cling girlfriend, people didn’t even know I’ve dated half the guys ive dated cuz we never acted like we were ‘together’…. But conservative Republican who supports Bush, versus me… the fairly liberal Democrat who likes to laugh at Bush but supports the troops… Yeah it’d be like world war 3 in that house… Plus his attitude about the man wearing the pants in the family… I agree to an extent… BUT if he says anything about being barefoot and preggers and staying at home all the time, I’m disowning him as my driver and semi crush… Sorry, Jr., but I don’t do chauvinists…. My momma raised me to be my own woman… Who has a job and is able to work, take care of the kids and get a maid to help clean… There ya go my ideal life… I hate housework… Esp. vacuuming… I’ll do it but I realllly don’t like it…. But if I had the chance at a one nighter with him? I probably wouldn’t turn it down…. I’m sooo damn bad I know…. and speaking of me... (and why wouldn't we? ;0) ) Here's a link to an article Lainey mentioned... It explains alot about how and why I date... Shocking... http://journalism.utexas.edu/orange/fall04articles/keller.htm It makes some damn good points... I'm the child of a divorce but I've seen enough marriages work to know that they can, but that they require a lot of work... I may be one of the few that still think that way since I don't think the article mentioned that possibility... Anyway I’m goin to bed… laters.

posted by Ali @ 12:38 AM

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