Tuesday, September 13, 2005

So Santa Claus works at Tyson Foods in Clarksville in the off season... And he drives an old beat up pick up truck... :0) Yeah so I was driving down Cherry toward the Sally store (Salvation Army for those that don't know) and there he was at the 4 way stop... I was taken aback and then I bust a gut...
And I guess I've talked too much about the 2nd chance boy... Sirena was like do you just want me to ask him out for you? I was like no i got it covered... I do... Kinda... Why won't he cooperate? darnit....
Here's a joke I got off GW....
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." Moral - not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Almost sounds like something I would do... :0)
Gilmore Girls is premiering right now so I'm goin back to that now... laters.

posted by Ali @ 7:11 PM

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