Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Hello, class, my name is Alison Lynn Daley Fritz and I'm this many... (see if you can hold up 26 fingers.... Not even using your toes is that possible... ) But I feel about 7 after that damn meeting tonight... We've always had a fire drill a semester but this one they tagged on an additional lecture that was better suited to elementary school kids afterwards... Seriously... They had a couple of volunteer firefighters and a dog (and yes it was a dalmation)and a powerpoint with a game afterward... How insane and completely asinine is that? What in the name of all thats holy were they thinking?!!?!?!
Amanda and I were cracking jokes the whole time... Treat me like a kid and I'll act like one dammit... At one point I was like well what if the firefighters are hot and I'm single at the time? Amanda said to start coughing and faint.... Coughing I can do, fainting may be an issue.... But it was hilarious at the time... :0) So we got done with that crazy ass shit... Which we had to go to because if we didn't they could fine us... Damn.... What won't they fine us for? Having sex between 10 am and midnight? Like its gonna happen with my current luck with the opposite sex but its nice to have all my bases covered... Just in case... ;0)
Speaking of which I haven't seen him all day... :0( How can I flirt with the boy if I never see the boy? Its quite vexing.... Darn him... I'd probably be better off moving on, but I'm kinda stubborn... Also I figured out the name of his friend thats so damn skinny,turns out he's also a theater major.... Seriously, him, Jeremy Watkins and Sean are the skinniest mf er's I've ever seen..... Its just wrong....
Also figured out something else about one of my neighbors.... the boy she's into thats not into her... I saw that with my own eyes today... but she didn't exactly fight to get his attention either....
Maybe I'm unique in that way, I feel no qualms about demanding attention... For myself or my friends...
Also found out the guy she's into is also a lil pompous... Not to the point you can't stand him but then thats just me and I have a shit load of patience for cute guys.... Thats just the way I am.... Girls... I can take or leave but guys.... Guys are so simple.... Theres so few things they want in life... The main things on their minds are either sports, cars, alcohol, where the tv remote is, what's for diner and am I getting laid tonight and I wonder if she'll bring a girlfriend? Very easy to understand for the most part... Girls just make em more complicated than they are....
So why am I still single if I understand men so well? I have not a clue....
More boy stuff.... Talked to another guy who used to be friends with the ex and is now friends with me tonight.... He was staying in watching the newer edition of the family guy on dvd.... the goose.... I felt superior cuz I knew the creator had done beavis and butthead and he didn't..... It was awesome.... :0)
Tommorrow is the first OSEA meeting at 11 up in Walker and I'm planning to go... I also still have that darn Maria Montessori paper to do.... ugh.... and Mom wants to proof it before I turn it in.... Um... I don't know if thats gonna happen.... Maybe part of it but no way I can finish it tommorrow afternoon and email it to her tommorrow night and get it back and redo any mistakes I've made Friday morning and turn it in Friday afternoon....
And Evan said we could bring homework to the thing Saturday, I think after the week I've had I'm taking the weekend off.... I can fake doing something.... Or I can do other stuff and be semi productive.... We'll see.... He wants a good 4 hours of my life Saturday morning.... When I volunteered I was thinking maybe taking up a Tuesday or Thursday or weekend afternoon when I'm the most bored.... He wants me when I'm tired and half asleep.... Its like, give me a few hours, Ev, and I can be up and at em and way more attractive... Ok I just realized how wrong all that sounded... Ah well.... Its funny.... :0)
I am a product of my environment and my environment is mainly male... So I've kinda adapted a masculine sense of humor.... along with the fact I'm easily amused.... my true colors finally started making themselves known to sirena and she didn't seem too shocked... I used my stand by line on a random hot boy today.... Improvised a bit.... "Hey whats your name?" it was like david.... I was like awesome now I know what I'll be screaming later tonight.... He looked more amused than shocked it was greatness.... Sirena was giggling....
How weird is it that its almost midnight now and I'm thinking about goin to bed since I'm so damn tired.... For me the 2 am er, very..... I may just so like Matty said I can wake up fresh and early and work on my paper.... He's such a good influence for such a dirty bird.... :0)
ok now I'm really done.... laters....

posted by Ali @ 10:51 PM

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