Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I faked in orgasm in a bar a few weeks ago… Quit laughing I really did… I’m pretty sure it was at the firehouse (since half the stupid stuff I do is there… the other half is all me… Like the water up the nose incident today in walker…) and I think I was with Nicole and Richelle… I don’t know what point I was proving or if there was anything to prove but it was a very when Harry met Sally moment… A good attention getter for sure… Like starting out a blog entry with I faked an orgasm in a bar I would guess… :0)
Actually I think the night I did it (faked the orgasm) was either the night Wade (Bowen not Tanner) played there or the night Randy Rogers played… Pre opening act… I was vastly entertained and I shocked some people standing around me… Whats new there?
I’m nuttier than a Nutty Buddy on crack… :0)
So the water incident… I was in Walker hall today after British Lit to see if I had my placement at Westside yet and on the way up I stopped at the water fountain… Get a lil drinky poo and I go to push the button thingy and immediately get a stream up water up my nose… Of course I bust a gut and send water spraying all over the place… I’m kinda glad no one else was around to laugh at me… I’m sure I was one heck of a sight…
Lame how my life is so lacking here that that was the most exciting thing to happen to me today… Though I think I’m going to dye my hair red (again) this weekend… A bunch of girls on the 1st floor were dying their hair last night (red of course) so since I refuse to look like a follower I’m waiting a couple of days to do mine… I’m so a rebel… :0)
Random fact… I watched Oprah yesterday and found that the average human passes gas 14 times a day… Bet ya wanted to know that didn’t ya?
I’ve spent a couple of hours this week organizing the music on my computer… (yes I do have that many…) Over 3, 000 songs and I’m only to the G section…. Ugh…
I think more people think I’m insane but I’ll live… I was out on the front porch last night on the phone with Bay and he and Chelle were arguing… Something stupid about how he parked I think… And they were cracking me up… The 6 spoons of sugar in my huge thing of tea that I was drinking prolly didn’t help me any… Anyway, a couple of people walked by when I was giggling like a madwoman, huge 32 oz bottle of tea in hand on the phone and just looked at me like what the hell? I love getting reactions from people but that is far and away one of my favorites… I also emailed this guy whose doing the movie thingy I’m going to try out for tomorrow randomly… Asking him a stupid question and like 15 minutes later I changed my mind and emailed him not to worry about it… I’m sure he too hearts my indecisive ass…. :0) Not much else is happening in my neighborhood… laters.

posted by Ali @ 3:24 PM

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