Not Your Average Jane

I faked in orgasm in a bar a few weeks ago… Quit laughing I really did… I’m pretty sure it was at the firehouse (since half the stupid stuff I do is there… the other half is all me… Like the water up the nose incident today in walker…) and I think I was with Nicole and Richelle… I don’t know what point I was proving or if there was anything to prove but it was a very when Harry met Sally moment… A good attention getter for sure… Like starting out a blog entry with I faked an orgasm in a bar I would guess… :0)
Actually I think the night I did it (faked the orgasm) was either the night Wade (Bowen not Tanner) played there or the night Randy Rogers played… Pre opening act… I was vastly entertained and I shocked some people standing around me… Whats new there?
I’m nuttier than a Nutty Buddy on crack… :0)
So the water incident… I was in Walker hall today after British Lit to see if I had my placement at Westside yet and on the way up I stopped at the water fountain… Get a lil drinky poo and I go to push the button thingy and immediately get a stream up water up my nose… Of course I bust a gut and send water spraying all over the place… I’m kinda glad no one else was around to laugh at me… I’m sure I was one heck of a sight…
Lame how my life is so lacking here that that was the most exciting thing to happen to me today… Though I think I’m going to dye my hair red (again) this weekend… A bunch of girls on the 1st floor were dying their hair last night (red of course) so since I refuse to look like a follower I’m waiting a couple of days to do mine… I’m so a rebel… :0)
Random fact… I watched Oprah yesterday and found that the average human passes gas 14 times a day… Bet ya wanted to know that didn’t ya?
I’ve spent a couple of hours this week organizing the music on my computer… (yes I do have that many…) Over 3, 000 songs and I’m only to the G section…. Ugh…
I think more people think I’m insane but I’ll live… I was out on the front porch last night on the phone with Bay and he and Chelle were arguing… Something stupid about how he parked I think… And they were cracking me up… The 6 spoons of sugar in my huge thing of tea that I was drinking prolly didn’t help me any… Anyway, a couple of people walked by when I was giggling like a madwoman, huge 32 oz bottle of tea in hand on the phone and just looked at me like what the hell? I love getting reactions from people but that is far and away one of my favorites… I also emailed this guy whose doing the movie thingy I’m going to try out for tomorrow randomly… Asking him a stupid question and like 15 minutes later I changed my mind and emailed him not to worry about it… I’m sure he too hearts my indecisive ass…. :0) Not much else is happening in my neighborhood… laters.

posted by Ali @ 3:24 PM 0 Comments

Well so its into the 2nd week of classes I go… So far so good… Things are looking up in a lot of ways and I don’t feel so swamped or bored. Ok the later is still a lil true but as I get more homework (who’dathunk I would ever be grateful for homework?) and find things to do its getting better… At the moment I’m thinking I might even volunteer a couple of hours a week at the animal shelter… Get to kill time and play with animals… Can’t beat that with a wet noodle… Also I have an audition for a small part in a school movie/skit thingy that a couple of communications majors are doing on Thursday. And I learned about an all day workshop that the JLC is doing on LD/ADD on October 6th and I think I’m signing up for that since its free and might be helpful to me…
Lets see… Cafeteria food still sucks here… Took a couple of oranges yesterday since that was all that looked edible and today had some fries and carrots and celery… Its like that have 3 lines now… One had wraps (eh…), then next has one main entrée and a couple of side dishes (none of which look in the least appetizing) and the last one with some sort of sandwich (usually hamburger that looks overcooked) and fries…. They still have cereal and the salad bar and the pizza line so there is still stuff to eat you just have to look…. And they still have their dessert sections that have cake/brownies that have been sitting out all day that look completely icky… And the ice cream…
Classes… I think I’ve described pretty well…. There’s an all hall meeting tomorrow night at 9 30 and some acoustic folk rock guy playing in the student center tomorrow night I may go to…
Now my favorite part the guys section of my writing… :0) So all the males of the species here are way too young for me, doesn’t mean I can’t look right? :0) Even the RD of the building is a year younger than me… Yeah I’m gonna do what he says, but if I was really rebellious I’d say screw you I’ll do what I want… :0) But he’s hot and he stays out of my business so its all good… Theres also a couple of hot R.A.’s… One of em (even though he’s a sophomore and a soccer player) is such a doll, we (we being me and a couple of girls on my hall) were just sitting around laughing and he came down to let one of us in our room and he wound up being the one on duty and he stayed down here and had us rolling in the floor even more…
Yes there are still guys here that I know from when I was here… Trey and Blake are roomies, Mike is married (to either the girl who was his hometown gf that thought he cheated on her constantly or the girl that Matt dated after we had our thing…), Steve is still very anti social, Sean and JC are over in the apartments and Barker’s living off campus… Mark is also still here and still thinks hes a pimp… Still not… Theres also a couple of girls here I know but not very well since I always had one certain group of girls I hung out with… Heather’s in my behavior management class and Donelle’s still here too and Sirena lives down the hall from me…
Back to hot guys… There’s a couple of cute soccer guys (again too young), and a grand total of like one hot baseball guy (shocking… - also too young and in my British lit class), a few hotties in my dorm but no one really stands out… Except one… He’s like punk rock/loser guy hot… I’m weird I know… Whats new there? He’s also funny and very dedicated to his major… He spends all his free time over there working on goodness knows what…
Talked to mom tonight too... Turns out La evacuated from Baton Rouge yesterday and her law school at LSU is closed till prolly the end of the week.... When i talked to her she was on her way out the door to an astros game... the goose couldn't pick out a purse.... i swear....
That’s about it for now… laters.

posted by Ali @ 8:34 PM 0 Comments

So much to say… So much to say… I heart Dave Matthews songs… Seriously I do have a lot to say… Since I last blogged I have moved from one state to another, started my VERY last semester of college, and had one hellaboring weekend… Hows that for a summary? :0)
So last Saturday I spent the day packing up my car and the night hanging out with my guys, having spent Friday night at the Firehouse seeing Randy Rogers… That was awesomeness personified… Had a friend make a fool of herself but I heart her anyway… Thursday night I went to Pappas Seafood with mom, Linz, and John for my good bye dinner… I thought about goin to the Firehouse but stayed home and packed instead… Saturday night me and the guys finished loading up my 4 runner and hung out and finished my alcohol… Watched TV and played guitar (I watched them since I can’t play), drank, and ordered in Pei Wei…. Yummers….
So Sunday I made the almost 11 hour drive up here to Clarksville, from Houston… talked on the phone to almost everyone in my damn phone book tryin not to fall asleep…. Got here about 7 ish Sunday night, and registered for classes and paid tuition and stuff Monday…. First day of class was Tuesday but since all my classes are MWF, I didn’t have class…. I did meet with Dr Lynda to discuss my independent study class (Early Childhood theories 2) and set up a schedule with her…
Wednesday was my first official day of class, 9 am I have Behavior Management with Dr Betty and at 1 I have Dr Strain for British Literature…. Dr Strain cracks me the blank up… And Dr B…. Is Dr B…. :0) Also met with Dr Lynda at 10 for our weekly meeting… Thursday no class…. Didn’t do much… Friday classes as usual… Friday night I didn’t have jack or jill to do… What did I use to do in Clarksville on the weekends I can’t remember…. Wound up watching DVDs and hanging out on the front porch with the smokers watching a storm come in… Also got my internet finally working in my room Friday afternoon… Saturday slept late and didn’t do much more than watch movies all afternoon… Saturday night I treated myself to goin to see the Dukes of Hazzard (since I still hadn’t and its been out since the beginning of the month…) and got a smoothie at the coffee shop… Yummers…. Went to Walmart yet again (cuz I haven’t been enough this last week, going almost every day… *insert eyeroll* ). Came back to the dorm and went to the dance for a few minutes… Ran into Sam there… Caught up… Came back and watching Amistad… Slept late again today and talked to mom… Turns out Linz had been in New Orleans this weekend with Ken and some other couple… WITH a category 5 hurricane rolling in off the Gulf… They got out ok but according to Mom the drive took almost18 hours…. And it usually only takes 5 and half or 6… THAT’S how bad I 10 was backed up…
So far I haven’t really done much today except for some homework and watching another movie or 2…. I’m kinda getting tired of this shizzle and my own company and shit…. BUT good news… I’m all settled into my room, almost the exact way I want it… There are some cute guys in my British Lit class and I do know some people that are still here… And a couple that live around town too… So far things aren’t looking too bad, but they are definitely looking up… Tommorrow is more class and Tuesday I think I may go to Russellville and hit Hastings and see if they have the new Brandon Rhyder or Stoney Larue or if I need to order them off Lone Star Music…. That’s really about it for now… laters.

posted by Ali @ 10:13 PM 0 Comments

My big update will come later I just have to do this teeny tiny one right now cuz I feel like it and its on my mind....
So I went to see Brandon Rhyder at the Mucky Duck tonight... Only my 2nd show EVER at the Duck.... The other one was for Reckless back in February back when I saw em like 3 times in one week.... Ah that was one hell of a week.... RK at the Duck, at an instore and in Austin and then Greenfest was the next day.... That was truely awesome.... Anyway so I went for the big CD release party tonight... Hot boy was there.... Actually, not really hot so much more like ok looking I guess but sweet anyway boy.... :) I don't know the last time I saw him... Everything was perfect cool bewteen us, not like I didn't think it wouldn't be.... Actually I don't think he recognized me at first.... I had to wave at him to get his attention.... Then he smiled and said hi.... Such a goof ball... We talked about his friend briefly.... I was like tell him I said hi next time you see him.... Nothing big.... Though I wouldn't mind if both of them came to the firehouse friday.... ;) Anyway i found out that not everyone knows I'm leaving this Sunday... Most people know I'm leaving to go back to school, though I did run into one person who didn't know I was leaving to go back, so here it is THIS SUNDAY AUGUST 21ST, 2005, I AM LEAVING TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL IN ARKANSAS. I'm leaving early in the morning so I prolly won't be going out Saturday night.... Which is why I'm calling Randy Rogers my last hurrah.... :) Meet Nicole, go to the instore, eat at Chacho's, go to the firehouse and maybe even eventually come home.... Unless I get lucky, in which case, Nicole's on her own.... :) (esp if the hot boy's friend is there.... :) - how long have I had this thing for him?!?!?! Will it never end?!!???!?!)Never fear though, I'll be back for a long weekend in October (don't know the exact dates yet) and then again for Thanksgiving break and after finals in December I'm done and home for good.... :)
I did find yet another concert I'm missing though.... Ryan Turner's finally coming to town in September and I'm missing it.... Dammit.... But at least I think I may be able to go to my first Blue concert while I'm in Arkansas.... We'll see on that though.... all right the long, everything I've been doing in the last week and a half update to come later, I'm goin to bed... laters....

posted by Ali @ 12:31 AM 0 Comments

my lil clockypoo in the corner says its 12 10 am.... blah, I'm writing like its Thursday.... So if you get confused.... thats why. Damn the man... :)
So today i helped mom out at school.... got there about 1 and didn't leave till just after 5.... thats the 2nd day in a row or that.... I swear she's tryin to kill me or something.... she's even tryin to get me to go in on Saturday morning..... ah well, she did mention giving me a lil extra cash for my time... Which I shouldn't take and I don't really need but it would be nice to have.... anyway after i got done there i went to target and got some stuff for her... came home and made dinner... thats right I cooked twice in one week.... :P teriyaki chicken this time.... mom went out with ms tilley and didnt get back til almost 11.... I forgot they hadn't seen each other in monthes (thats never happened before). Yesterday... Helped out at mom's school.... thats like all I really did.... when I got home last night I watched some TV, read a lil and watching Pride and Prejudice.... That things 5 HOURS LONG.... Good grief.... I didn't finish it till almost 230 in the morning....
tommorrow is the start of tax free weekend so I think I'm goin to try to get all of my shopping done 2morrow so I dont have to worry about it over the weekend.... Also promise B I'd go see Dukes of Hazard with him.... Plus I still don't know if I'm goin to the Firehouse or the Palace 2morrow night.... I may be completely insane and do both.... I don't know how, since Kyle and Cory are opening and then Brett won't come on till like 1030.... McClure I think will start around 9 (i've never been to the palace so I dont know how they are about times... )... I may wind up just goin to the firehouse since 3 mans are canceled for the time being... Though I need to see McClure cuz I never have.... (shame on me I know... but I've never seen Jack Ingram either and till a few monthes ago I'd never seen JB and S either...) I think its gonna be one of those last minute decisions.... Either way I'll have a ball....
i did have an interesting dream the other night.... A sure sign I've been reading too many Regency era romance novels and watching too many Jane Austen based movies.... I dreamed I was me, a lil more demur, in a ball gown (I looked fabulous, btw) and Colin Firth and I were engaged and dancing at a ball given in our honor.... Too much Regency in my life? Prolly so.....
there was something else i was going to talk about but i forgot.... ah well... if i remember it I'll write it later... laters.

posted by Ali @ 12:10 AM 0 Comments

I had a really weird dream last night.... Brandon Backe was dead.... theres a no bueno dream for ya... Its the 2nd time here lately I've dreamed about someone dying.... Kinda freaks me out.... I woke up and went to the Chronicle online.... Figured if it was true that'd be the best place for it... Nothing... So I can only assume all is well in Backe Land... With the exception of the pulled muscle that put him on the DL... (No not THAT muscle.... :P )
other junk.... Mom went to San Fran Friday and got back a little while ago.... Lauren went to a wedding in Ft Worth and is in Llano tonight, coming home 2morrow... Linz is somewhere in town (I swear she rarely ever leaves...)... So I pretty much had the place to myself all weekend... The guys came over and hung out.... I thought about goin to Jack or Bleu Saturday but Galveston was too far and I didn't know anyone goin to Jack... So I hung out with the boys some more.... :) I made a spaghetti dinner with all the trimmings for us all Sunday night... It was wondermous and I still have a lil bit left over... Sean called earlier and it turns out he had a spare ticket to Jack Johnson.... A few hours too late, but ah well... I'm sure he and B and Laurie had a fab time.... :)
I feel like I don't really have anything to do.... Like I'm just killing time till I leave for school... Which I am... But I'm not used to not doing anything.... and finding something that doesn't cost $$$ is damn near impossible.... the movies cost $$$, renting and going to see em... Goin to the mall makes me want to buy stuff and spend $$$ I shouldn't.... even the freaking zoo costs $$$..... i could go to the park but then i want to go to becks and becks cost $$$.... i can't go to the park and NOT go to becks.... i'm soo bad..... I dyed my hair blond again, didn't cost too much $$$.... I need to get it cut before I leave town.... Also costs $$$.... argh..... i just need to grow a money tree i swear.... its like the only things I can find that don't cost money are playing on the internet, watching tv or movies I own or reading... All of which I don't have to leave the house to do.... If only I could find something that I could leave the house and do.... the search continues.....
speaking of planning of going back to school... I'm kinda trying to figure out what shows and stuff I want to go to.... Wednesday is the firehouse for sure.... saturday more than likely wade at the firehouse. friday I'm having issues with.... Mike McClures at the Armadillo Palace and I've never seen him.... Brett Mouton's having a CD release at the Firehouse and the Lost Trailers are in New Braunfels at the Icehouse.... I could do the Trailers and stay with friends but there is the fact I've never seen McClure and he's right down the way from me (like 5 minutes) and covers $5.... I think I may have made up my mind.... lol.... Thought I do know that Randy Rogers at the Firehouse will be my last show.... I don't technically leave for 2 days after that and I could see Aaron Watson the next day but the morning after Aaron I leave and I really want to spend it with my fam and getting ready and get to bed early since I'll be leaving God awfully early in the morning.....
also here lately I've been feeling bad cuz I feel like I've been withdrawing from my friends (Not the guys since I see them almost every day but friends I don't see on a regular basis.... I've kinda cut myself off a lil bit...). then I read my horoscope and I didn't feel so bad....
want to see why? check it...

Somehow you fell out of step with your people, but don't panic -- it won't last long. Stay away from any deep conversations until a day or two have passed.

You and your friends are worlds apart these days. Your rhythms are out of sync. You will catch up with them again soon. In the meantime, enjoy your individualism.

So I've decided to chill and not worry.... :) Hakuna Matata.... :)

thats about it in my world.... laters....

posted by Ali @ 12:26 AM 1 Comments