Not Your Average Jane

"Borrowed" this from Lainey who got it from Sarah and Sara....

text messages currently in my inbox...

-Pettite looked like a girl in HS. Lol.
-Whore.
-You suck.
-its all good thanks anyway
-can you help me move this weekend?
-hey do you have Craig's number?
-Dayum was gonna shop with my friend. Yeah no. lol.
-Love you, too, brat....
-Don't. Not here yet but I'm all wet.
-R U flooded?
-Negative yall have fun.
-Stop being a beoatch....
-I'm drunker than Keith Whitley... :)
-aight peace.
-Surf's up and I'm out.
-shut the hell up. I'm totally in. :)
-what I'm a pro I don't get hangovers. and i have had them before I was just saying....
-you hush your mouth. chachos margeritas fuck you up

posted by Ali @ 12:13 PM