Not Your Average Jane

I am sooooo in love.... I have found the perfect mate... No words can state how much in love I am... No, its not a man... Its not a woman (sorry my name is Alison not Ellen... ). Its these jeans I got at Old Navy... I have seriously have never put on a pair of pants that fit so well and were soooo freaking comfy... :)
So yeah I spent almost 90$'s at Old Navy yesterday... got 2 pairs of jeans... including my true love... a cute as hell purse and some new tanks and plain t's... i still need capris and some sandals and perhaps a new bathing suit before I'm fully ready for summer, wardrobe wise... ran some other errands... felt like a snob goin into walmart... spent like 60$'s there....
ok lets see... worked today but Dora left me alone most of the day so I got no complaints... the new guy reminds me of Dusty (crazy and in jail Dusty not GW Dusty...) and I always wanna call him Chaz.... he looks like him kinda (chaz not Dusty...)... and he's got Dusty's whole I'm white but i'll act ghetto anyway attitude... he's only 21 I found out today and straight... but he has a single piercing in each lobe... looks really gay to me... so I'm thinking no on him as a potential anything.... was arrested 2 weeks ago, so that just sealed the deal...
lets see... off 2morrow... need to make some phone calls, run some more errands... and i STILL dont know if I'm goin to Jack/EYB or Honeybrowne... Saturday I work 1-8 and I'm goin to BEB/MMC at the Firehouse... i work all day sunday and I'm off Monday... whoo hoo...
oooo i got a call from the ex... i was on the floor and didnt hear my phone but he left a VM... he wants me to come see him since he'll be in town and 'see what happens'... um no i think not....
i wish i could prove someway that I'm over him, cuz I know I am and most everyone else realizes that but it seems like he thinks he can pick up anytime he wants to... Um, no. I was talkin to Sean about it while I was at work and he's like you should just show up with some hot guy and make out with him in front of the ex... I'm tempted realllly tempted... But unfortunately the ex has met most of the guys I know and would recognize it for the ruse it was... Sean then suggested I just grab some random guy and make out with em in front of the ex... Too bad I'm a lil prudish... Never thought I'd say that.... shocking...
speaking of Sean... we were driving down westheimer the other day and we see this guy, big big BIG guy (ie enormously fat) and I go DOOD that guy has man boobs... Sean's like those aren't man boobs those are Anna Nicole boobs!! I of course being a smart ass go.... I wonder if she knows he has them? we both bust a gut....
on that note I think I'm goin to watch harry potter or something... laters.

posted by Ali @ 9:49 PM