Not Your Average Jane

so the Tuesday started out blah and went down hill... then i got home and it got better... Its been a good night all and all....
I was gonna blog about petty drama shit, people seem determined to stir up... But its not worth it.... Will had a car accident today and he could have died. But he got lucky and just got really banged up... Scared the crap outta me... I was seriously about to take a tardy at work and go to El Campo to see him... Laura (his gf) stopped me... She made sure I knew he was ok and was like don't get in trouble at work over this, I'll take care of him.... I love that chica... Then I was almost in a car wreck on the way to work... And then another friend of mine had an incident at the bar he works at...
So yeah all that made me decide to rise above the petty drama wanna makers and just write what I feel now... I'm high as a proverbial kite.... No drugs involved.... I refuse to cater to anyone.... So if you dont like that, tough titties.... Yes I just said TITTIES.... Its my Aunt Bonnie's favorite saying when one of her kids doesn't get their way.... hehehe.... Now if you get lucky (no not like that) and I DO cook for you... Be grateful dammit. I make some killa meals.... and desserts too... speaking of which I forgot to get celery and carrots at Krogers today... shoot... No chicken and dumplings darn it.... ah well I can do it 2morrow and make my turkey patties too... Did I mention I'm off work 2day... er tommorow... dammit Wednesday! So I'll have time to.... That and Marshalls.... Maybe Cactus Music too... I went to sonic for lunch today for the first time in a long time and then Best Buy and got Sublime's Greatest hits and Green Days American Idiot.... You should all have both... They rock....
So yeah I got home and my night went from ok to pretty darn good...
Life is very interesting.....
Also right quick.... the Disney theory I keep talking about? heres a few examples....

Mine is either Beauty and the Beast or the Little Mermaid...

Beauty and the Beast - yes I like big rough looking guys with good hearts and dream of happily ever after...
Little Mermaid - I just wanna be a mermaid.... and get the guy... :)

Other Disney Movies and their theories....

Sleeping Beauty - hang out a lot on your own, sometimes with a small group of friends and dream of being awaken to love by the kiss of a Prince....

Lion King - guys who have issues with their fathers, and can't wait to grow up...

Finding Nemo - popular with guys cuz of the comedy and father/son issues....

Robin Hood - guys - dream of being heros to someone and getting the girl.... girls - dream of being rescued by a dashing hero....

those are the ones people usually answer so those are my main theories... They usually apply pretty well.... thats about it for now... laters.

posted by Ali @ 12:16 AM