Not Your Average Jane

so this was either gonna be titled Chocolate Pina Coladas ORRRRR The Brillance of Brian... But both are too good NOT to use... hehehe...
So I bought one of those Godiva macadmian nut, coconut milk chocolate bars... Pretty good shit, fyi... That got me thinking about drinking... We talk about alcohol ALOT at work too... So I get to thinking... I like drinking... I like chocolate... and chocolate and coconut taste really good 2gether.... I wonder how a chocolate pina colada would taste? Only thing is I don't know how the chocolate would go with the rum or pineapple juice.... So I'm not sure if I really wanna try it...
As for the Brillance of Brian... Well, there's this lil machine thats used for like pranks and stuff we're selling its got 4 handle type things with buttons on top and they're all connected by a phone cord type thing to a base... You turn the power on and hit this button in the middle... Once you hit the button in the middle it makes this good awful sound and then the light in the middle turns from blinking white to either red, the lesser shock, or green the bigger shock... I got caught unawares once by a coworker... On a green no less.... My hand tingled for like an hour after that.... One guy actaully sat there and held it, completely unaffected by the shocks... No not Brian... Brian... Aye yah yah... Brian... He comes back once while I'm on my break and gets shocked on green.... He comes back after I'm back from my break and he knows how the gadget works and he DOES IT AGAIN!!!! What the hell? Hence the brillance of Brian... Yeah, smart guys in lady's shoes we got at Dillards... Someone told me he was trying to impress me but I doubt that seriously...
Oh, but in Brian news.... Theres 2 things I'm thinking about doing with him/to him.... Besides the obvious... hehehe.... Option 1. Finding out if he's a player and if he is, beating him at his own game... I haven't played the game in a while... But I could break him and enjoy it... Am I too nice to do that though? I'm not sure... Hence the reason its still just a thought... Option number 2, stick my number in his pocket, telling him I'm not a very patient person, here's my number use it or die... Or something to that affect... Actaully 3 options... Number 3, forget about him completely... Yeah that last one won't happen till after I quit Dillards since I'd see him like every day... So how can you forget someone you see every day? Yeah, you cant....
other news.... post booty call last night I've started to realize I'm getting sucked back into a scene I swore I'd never get back into... All because of the ex... The people there I love and adore, its just that they're friends of his and if I were a more mean person I could rub it in his face they want me around even if he doesn't.... But I dont want to... I don't know what to do about this whole developing situation in general... I should have never answered the phone when I recognized Way's phone number.... Not many people with that area code call me... Unless they know the ex.... Or me through the ex.... Or that guy I gave my number to at the Rockin R.... Hehehehe.... I'm sooo bad.... ahh well.....
oh, also I found out the guy who called me past my prime is himself NOT MARRIED... WTF?!?!? Who the fuck is he to fucking judge me for anything I fucking do? Or to advise me the best way to get into a relationship with a guy... Duh, slowly... Geez.... Don't preach to me, you fucking hypocrite.... Anyway thats it for now... I have to go pack my lunch b4 i go to bed... work from noon to close 2morrow.... laters....

posted by Ali @ 1:14 AM