Not Your Average Jane

Ok, so in the last week let's see what's happened....

I just got back from Dallas about an hour ago.... Good times there.... Linz drove me up when she went to Ft Worth she dropped me at Megs... Meg's dad made us dinner last night and breakfast this morning... He's such an awesome cook as always.... Last night we went on a CJ hunt and spent about 2 hours trying to find him... Called Muston, Chuck H (who is moving to Ft Worth Wednesday w/ Cara to go Seminary... There's a shocker for ya!), his cell and his parents in San Antonio.... Still no CJ... So we got ready to go out and headed out... In the car my Lauren calls me up and says shes lost linz in downtown Ft Worth... She's in tears and I'm trying to calm her down so I can understand the situation.... She suddenly busts a gut and is like "Gotcha!!". I got sooo peeved with her, even the fact she was drunk (which a drunk Lauren is a very very very funny Lauren) didn't calm me down... I hung up on her and a few minutes later we pulled into LaBare's... Very smoky, 10$ cover, expensive semi decent drinks.... Felt kinda skeezy... A bunch of hairless (almost completely) guys in the equivalent of tighty whities didn't do much for me personally... Most of the guys were overly buff, or not very attractive and lap dances cost 20$.... The waiters were cuter but slimeballs.... I got an ice cream (rainbow popsicle) from the 'Ice Cream Man' also the birthday boy, Jamie... :0) He was a cutie and the most normal looking stripper there... We left at like 230 after taking a pic (10$) with the dancers.... I had a sprite and a kamikaze and I was done... Thats just sad how low my tolerance is now... Question, what makes a guy decide to be a stripper??? There was one guy who reminded me of my cousin, Gary a few years ago, long stringy hair, cowboy hat, and a gut.... EW EW EW EW... Another one reminded me of my boys, blond, built, and his get up/gimmick was being a surfer boy... I tried not to bust a gut when he came out in his wetsuit and surf board, and I so wanted to go call the guys and tell em.... There was another guy who was also a hottie and reminded me of one of the covers of one of my romance novels, who did a Crow/musician type character face make up and all... Anyway so we get back to Meg's about 3 or so and Mel and I fall into bed and Heather was violently ill (she was just that drunk.... ) Kris took care of her and I think Meg went to bed I'm not sure, since i was out like a light.... So Mr Ball made us waffle for breakfast and then we went and watched movies most of the afternoon... Linz came and got me at like 3ish and we headed back to Houston and now here I am....
B4 yesterday.... I still have car drama.... The insurance says the problem is with Toyota and they someone there screwed something in too tight or not tight enough.... The rental car didn't work out... They ran my cards (debit and credit) like 4 times and neither worked... Later that night I used it at the grocery store and guess what? NOOOO PROBLEMS AT ALLL!!!!! Stoopid Hertz and their stoopid machines.... I didn't even know if I was going to Dallas or not till Friday night when Linz offered to take me... Saw 2brothers.... tried to go to the notebook but they were sold out half an hour b4 the show even started..... I took Linz out for her bday lunch and we went shopping on Thursday and then Mike took her to Cheesecake factory for dinner... She went to Ft Worth to celebrate with Lauren... And they had a ball.... Even though they did go to bed at like 1...
Mom got off to France all right... Finally after like hours of delays becuz of the rain she's finally gone... Whoo hoo!!! Anyway more rain is expected this week... I'm goin either out to lunch with Nat or to a movie with her and to Katy to see how to take care of the dogs and the house since I start doing that Thursday till she gets back from Cali.... W told me all about the wedding last Sunday and boy have I got some blackmail material for some very good friends of mine.... hehehehehe..... Oh, yea, turns out the X had strep... Smarty pants went ahead and went to the wedding and had a good time and even got drunk... Reallllll intelligent move right there.... Anywho I need to finish unpacking so yeah laters and stuff....

posted by Ali @ 10:21 PM