Not Your Average Jane

So I got my first graduation present today... Though I don't actually get it till May, I was told its waiting for me... Mom got me a 1 karat diamond necklace in the shape of a heart at Market in Dallas... She never got my message about the fake Louis Vuitton, but its all good, she knows I've wanted her necklace for a very, very long time.... So as she said, now she doesn't have to die for me to have it, the one she got is the daughter of hers. Kind of appropriate since I'm her daughter....
I was watching TV last night and while I was on MTV a preview for 2night's Osbournes (which I completely missed) came on and Ozzy was talking about having a hobby. He was like, "Sharon, you buy dogs as your hobby. I want to buy a gun... Then you can buy the dogs and I can shoot them...." Or something along those lines. Now I love dogs, but the way Ozzy said and the fact it was Ozzy that said it, made it hilarious....
I was at Walmart earlier and of all the things I could possibly find, I found Mom's brand of Tofu pups (meatless hotdogs) and I almost bust a gut when I saw the Walmart version of the 'health food section'... Some mushrooms, lots of Tofu and tofu products, and some salsa and guacamole... Though I'm not sure who those last two are health food... Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Anyway thats about it for now... Laters.

posted by Ali @ 11:35 PM