Not Your Average Jane

Well, I finally did it.... I dropped my stupid, unneeded math class... I'm down to 12 hours from 15, but it doesn't effect my graduating in May... Dumb thing didn't even count toward anything!!! Except my GPA and more hours towards graduation.... I only need like 7 hours overall and 10 upper level hours to graduate so fuck it... Speaking of fuck... (Sorry just finished reading Scott Copelands thoughts so I'm in a bit of a cursing mood...) I can't fucking believe I was having sex dreams about the professor.... I mean he has to be mid 40s, balding, and bookish, thats just sort of disturbing. Oh, and also disturbing is the fact I can't quit thinking of all the ways I'd like to kill the dumbass muthafucka old ass German who made me ashamed to BE German for 2 seconds (then I got my Irish up :0) ) that thought he was God's gift to women, human and animal alike (ew)... He was almost 50, hadn't taken a shower since Lord only knows when, scraggly hair and beard, beer gut and HE COULDN'T HOLD HIS LIQUIOR!!!! He had like two beers and he was gone... I mean, Gawd I don't drink that often and I have a far superior alcohol tolerance... Hell, a freshman on orientation weekend has a better alcohol tolerance than he did! Anyway enough about that dirty old man... Stupid ass perv tried to follow me to my room after I laughed at his asinine remark about following me to bed... Good thing I'm a paranoid city girl and I'd locked the door, he tried to jiggle the handle and THEN tapped on the door... I was on the phone with a friend of mine and I was trying not to kick his ass out of MY house, only the fact that he had an adorable Rott puppy saved his wrotten hide.... ANYWAY thats really all on him.... Speaking of puppies... Mine would have been 15 today if she was still alive... That'd be one old lady, at least in dog years.... People age, she'd be getting her driving permit... hehehe, an apricot toy poodle behind the wheel, how hilarious is that? :0) Let's see what else? Oh, yeah my New Year's plans have been firmed up a little more (at least more than they were) and I'll be at the Firehouse watching Bleu Edmondson (sigh), Stoney Larue, and Wade Bowen & West 84, drinking champagne... feeling no pain till early morning... Dining and dancing with every pretty boy (even though they're trouble) I can find...... I just got an email my test at 10 in the morning is canceled, which is a good thing cuz I'd actually forgotten I'd even HAD a test.... Not a good thing I know... At least now I can go get the oil changed on my 4runner and flirt with the cute boys at the Castro place... :0) Anyway I'm off to bed cuz for some reason I can't stay up past 1 anymore... How horrible is that? :0) Neway night and I'll talk more smack about people laters...... :0)

posted by Ali @ 12:39 AM